life is all about tough decisions

getting enough sleep or staying on the internet

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by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

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The teacher said ‘hit the lights’ and this kid punched the light switch and broke it

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how to do halloween right: be friends with someone who’s allergic to chocolate 

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*cant take a good selfie* *entire day is ruined*

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I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

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do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

you ask the real questions

well most people who always wear glasses are shorted sighted…. so like… you’d be able to see the stuff that happens close up…

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