nosoberthinking

Instead of doing that, we could:

not do that

trying to talk to someone you like

im just getting lazier and uglier every day better quit while im still ahead

you can still be thick and have a thigh gap

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Paulo Coelho (via kalories)

parents:	you spend too much time on the computer, it's like you're addicted
me:	fine can i go out
parents:	no

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”